1). Painful memory Today will make it exactly 4years, 7months, 4days, 8mins, 2secs a groundnut seller ran away with my change.
(2). The only time Africa Parents are humble is when u teaching them how to use a smart phone. They are so humble dat u can even send them to bring hot water from d fridge for u
(3). I never knew poverty until I saw my neighbour washing her pad after use
. Aah ladies who stone me.
(4). I saw my crush today in a bus and I wanted to impress her, I ended up paying her 4 siblings and 2 of her friends. Now am hungry abeg I have android charger who go buy.
(5). I pity this small rat running around in my room.
Na hunger go kill you.
House wey food no dey
(6). I hate seeing elders standing when am in a bus... So I close my eyes and pretend dat am sleeping.
(7). Why all this happening to me
what kind of temptation is this? plz God help me out.
They stole my private jet key again
(8). Fake hair, fake eyelashes and fake nails and you are praying to God to give you a real man like Khalid_Btk
(9). Because of food I just sent someone who's older than me n he was running like a child.
(10). Imagine loosing Free Facebook mode, some of us will be offline for 7 years. lemme come and be going...
(11). Am sick I'm going to the dentist tomorrow to check my eyes because I can't hear very well.

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