A lady walked into a pet shop demanding
for a parrot .
The owner: "we have 2 kinds, one repeats
everytin you say & the other thinks for itself"
"I think I'll like the one that thinks for
itself",replied the lady.
The owner brought out her choice & told
her
to quiz the parrot.
Lady : how do I look?
Parrot : lik a prostitute
Lady :I won't buy it, this parrot is rude!
The owner : pls lady just give me a
moment..... (walked towards the
backyard with the parrot. He dipped the
parrot into a bucket full of water & warned
the parrot , "if u r rude to that lady one
more time I wil drown u in this
bucket".... when the man came back to d
counter he told the lady " now ask the
parrot
anytin you wish and I assure u that he wil
be
polite.
CONVERSATION
LADY : if I come home @night with a
man, wat wil u call this man ?
PARROT : Your husband!
LADY : Good , wat if I come home wit two
men?
PARROT : Your husband & your inlaw.
LADY: Good! Good !, what if I come home
with 3 men?
PARROT : Your husband, your inlaw & your
brother!
LADY : Goooooood!!! What if I
come home with 4 men?
PARROT: (looked back at the owner & said)....
pls go and drown me , I said it
earlier that this woman is a prostitute!!!